Joshua stopping the sun

I would argue that a spherical earth is in fact anti-(Abrahamic religions). There are several passages of "historical events" in the Old Testament that cannot possibly be true unless the Earth is flat and stationary. For example, Joshua stopping the sun in the sky for 12 hours and then starting it again. If Joshua had stopped the rotation of the spherical Earth, every object above ground, including the oceans, would have lurched forward at >1,000 mph, not merely killing almost all life on the planet but turning it to jelly. The story only works if the lightbulb is "out there" and we/Joshua are the ones who are stationary.

Technically, yes he could have bent the light waves from the sun, but since the sun simply continued on afterward, that bending must still be in place today. The new curvature through space-time must have accounted for not only the sun but for literally every single light particle in the entire observable universe, because we are not physically located in the same place in space-time as we were when Joshua raised his hands. That 12-hour change must still be getting accounted for today by every single beam of electromagnetic wave that we detect, because we have never detected anything like the discrepancy that should have ensued from the Biblical event. Oh, and the event must have occurred in a way that the extra 12 hours was not detected by any other humans in the entire world, none of whom recorded an event like heavenly bodies stopping for 12 hours. Magic of the highest order right there.

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